behold! the front bum!

unicorn chaser

"your google image search for 'michael jackson camel toe' did not return any results."
i tried, druid. i didn't dare turn the safe search off.

so, besides the likely presence of "sweet male camel toes" (are the toes of the male camels different from those of the females?) tracks 18 and 19 (van halen's "dance the night away" off of van halen ii) share the masturbatory guitar antics of edward van halen. it's a sign of how much things have changed that there probably weren't many people who liked eddie any less for playing with michael jackson when "beat it" came out.

track 20